Weird stuff but true

I still have not gotten out of this mind coma thing yet. And I have been really thinking about it and I have concluded that there is a bug in my head eating all my thoughts. This is not a lie because I know it's there, and it's keeping me from doing my work! So all the homework assignments I didn't turn in, and I was going to note something else too but....it just ate that thought so it's not my fault, and I should probably be excused from all my assignments I didn't do from this serious illness.